Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
Aladdin
That two-faced son of a jackal!
Aladdin
Just go jump off a balcony!
Jasmine
How dare you, ALL of you! Standing around, deciding MY future! I am NOT a prize to be won!
Jasmine
Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
Genie
Back off Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Genie
Try it phonetically. It's... Aladdin! (A neon lit "Aladdin" sign appears as the music stops; blinks out) Aww- some of you don't believe. [Main titles appears, this time in Arabian style, as music resumes and fireworks pops]. (as Tinkerbell) In color!
Genie
Hmmm, maybe you, you could elope! No, you cantelope, [pulls a cantelope from nowhere] But oh Honeydew! [slaps fruit into view, it turns into a Cinderella carraige] I dunno if I should put it in Produce or Props! Please, don't squeeze the tyres, they're not quite ripe!
Genie
It is tragic, Your Highness, but it appears Aladdin has followed in his father's footsteps.
Rasoul
Al, c'mon! Why you gonna try on the King of Thieves get-up? Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say "ARREST ME"?!
Genie
Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand! It's everywhere! Get used to it.
Genie
Oh no, the crowd is parting. Who's coming? IT'S MOSES!
Genie
You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding! Prepare to be vaporized! Thank you!
RoboGenie
Armed... and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those Fourty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Genie
Survey says... Show me TURTLE!
Genie